Olympic Glory
August 18, 2008
Phelps hits the lucky number 8 (in China 8 is lucky) to become the greatest Olympian ever … but hey lets not forget that Mark Spitz previous record of 7 golds has stood for 36 years and he only entered 7 events. And one thing Phelps does not have that Spitz did was a really cool mustache.

Ursain Bolt (nice last name for a sprinter) shatters the world record in the 100 m.

Now where have we heard this story before? A Jamaican sprinter shatters the previously held world record crossing the finish line lightyears ahead of the next runner. Please pee in this cup Mr. Bolt we have seen this before.
